Celebrity Crappers

Author: Hugh Jassburn

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781533247889


Page: 44

View: 9853

All your favourite celebrities in one place - the crapper! Starring, amongst others: Brad Pitt having a sh*t, George Clooney pulling a moonie, bathroom drama for Barack Obama and The Royals at home on the throne. Try before you buy! For a free sample go to Hugh Jassburn's author's page and print off a few pages! https: //www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B00NHVQAD0


(A Bookish & Sexy novel)

Author: Melinda De Ross

Publisher: Melinda De Ross


Category: Fiction

Page: 327

View: 9443

Within twenty-four hours, Kendra Kensington’s life changes drastically. She lands a million dollar contract for her latest novel, now on the road to becoming a movie, catches her boyfriend in bed with another woman, and decides to move across the country from Chicago to California. But the City of Angels harbors more demons than she had imagined. When she meets Blake Tyler, the famous movie star she’s secretly crushed on for years, she thinks her attempt to rebuild her life may just be on the right track. However, the past and the present seem to be conspiring against her and happiness may be harder to achieve than she thinks. The Bookish & Sexy collection is a compilation of chick-lit/romantic-comedy stories featuring sexy bookish women, who don't realize how appealing they are... The books can be read in any order. REVIEWS "An enchanting tale of travel, adventure, and love." - InD'Tale Magazine "If you enjoy Jackie Collins, you will love CELEBRITY!" - Editorial Review "This gutsy woman won't be broken as she sets out to remake her life Hollywood style. A MUST-READ!" - Susanne Matthews, international bestselling author A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR They say 7 is a magic number. Since this is my 7th novel, released on November 7th, and it took 7 months to write, I tend to agree. During this time I was engrossed in the journey of my heroine, in the glamorous Hollywood life, where the general motto is "live fast, die young". However, few people know this book was inspired by one of my previous novels, The Diary. To me it is such a powerful book I would love to see it turned into a movie one day, and Celebrity includes how I imagined The Diary would come to life on screen. If you enjoy this book, I hope you will also check out The Diary and find out what inspired me so much. To entice your curiosity further, I've included an excerpt from The Diary on the last pages of this book. Enjoy! Melinda

Celebrity Juice: The Book

Author: Various

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1409127591

Category: Humor

Page: 144

View: 1284

Play Celebrity Juice at home with your very own boardgame in a book! Fronted by the irrepressible Keith Lemon, ITV2's CELEBRITY JUICE is undoubtedly one of the funniest shows on television and now with Celebrity Juice: The Book you can recreate and relive all its irreverent, hilarious, and downright cheeky humour in the comfort of your own front room. Keith, Holly and Fearne will guide you through three rounds of Celebrity Juice from Keith's Scotch Egg Club and The Moob to Be A Dingbat and Shouting One Out. In between the rounds, find out what kind of fan you are with the Celebrity Juice quiz, cringe as you go through the Top 10 Most Embarrassing Moments and puzzle over the Britain's Got Talent Suboku. Packed full of games, photos and everything you ever wanted to know (and definitely didn't want to know) about your favourite show, so pour yourself a pint of Celebrity Juice and enjoy! WARNING: Unlike most books, this one will not make you more intelligent. In fact, if you read it from start to finish, you will certainly become less intelligent but you will have more fun than you shake a stick at.

A Very Private Celebrity

The Nine Lives of John Freeman

Author: Hugh Purcell

Publisher: Biteback Publishing

ISBN: 1849549451

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 384

View: 1188

John Freeman was one of Britain's most extraordinary public figures for over half a century: a renaissance man who constantly reinvented himself; a household name who sought complete anonymity. From advertising executive to war hero to MP tipped to be Prime Minister, Freeman then changed direction to become a seminal television interviewer and editor of the New Statesman. He subsequently remodelled himself yet again to become, in turn, an ambassador, a TV mogul, a university professor and, finally, in retirement, a well-known bowls player in south London. Freeman packed nine lives into his ninety-nine years, but all he really wanted was to be forgotten. The paradox of this private celebrity was captured by the very series that made him famous: Face to Face. While Freeman remorselessly interrogated the stars of his age, he himself sat in the shadows, his back to the camera. He was the grand inquisitor, exposing the personalities behind the public figures - but never his own. For ten years, Hugh Purcell has been tracking Freeman's story, trying to come face to face with this enigma who believed in changing his life - and his wife - every ten years. Why did Freeman want to forget what most old men would be proud to remember? Why did he try to erase himself from history? And yet, despite Freeman's best efforts to be ignored, his death in 2014 was marked by an enormous outpouring of appreciation and admiration. With his life now free from its shroud of inscrutability, the true story of this incredibly multifaceted man can finally be told.

The Ultimate Book of Top 10 Lists

A Mind-boggling Collection of Fun, Fascinating and Bizarre Facts on Movies, Music, Sports, Crime, Celebrities, History, Trivia and More : the Best of Listserve.com

Author: ListVerse.com

Publisher: Ulysses Press

ISBN: 1569757151

Category: Reference

Page: 706

View: 2422

Features lists that cover a broad range of subjects including bizarre eating habits, famous historic misquotes, books that changed the world, and differences between Europe and America.

Tough Sh*t

Ein Fettsack mischt Hollywood auf!

Author: Kevin Smith

Publisher: Heyne Verlag

ISBN: 3641098440

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 336

View: 9444

DER Kevin Smith? Der Typ, der vor Jahrtausenden diesen Film »Clerks« gedreht hat? Ist der nicht mal mit seinem fetten Arsch aus einem Flugzeug geworfen worden? Was sollte man von dem schon lernen? Wie wär’s damit: Er veränderte die Art, Filme zu machen, im Alter von 23. Seitdem macht er, was er will – und wird dafür bezahlt. Er dreht Filme, schreibt Comics, besitzt einen Laden und hat sich ein einzigartiges Podcast-Imperium aufgebaut. Fakt ist: Kevin Smith hat den Erfolgscode geknackt. Aber wie hat der Fettsack das bloß geschafft?

London's Strangest Tales

Extraordinary but true stories from over a thousand years of London's History

Author: Tom Quinn

Publisher: Pavilion Books

ISBN: 1911042300

Category: History

Page: 304

View: 8558

London’s Strangest Tales takes a walk on London’s weirder side with an absorbing collection of curious tales from one of the world’s greatest cities. This fascinating book is packed with amazing things you didn’t know about Britain’s capital, like the fact that it’s still forbidden to run, carry an umbrella or whistle in the Burlington Arcade, and the fat lamppost at the corner of Trafalgar Square that is secretly a tiny prison cell. And did you know that the entrance to Buckingham Palace you see from the Mall is actually the back door and not the front? The stories within these pages are bizarre, fascinating, hilarious and, most importantly, true. Revised, redesigned and updated for a new generation of London-lovers, this book is a brilliant alternative guide to the city, whether you’re a visitor, a daily commuter or one of its 8 million inhabitants.


Die Geschichte der nationalsozialistischen Konzentrationslager

Author: Nikolaus Wachsmann

Publisher: Siedler Verlag

ISBN: 364118892X

Category: History

Page: 992

View: 8197

"Ergreifend, zutiefst menschlich und großartig erzählt." (Sir Richard Evans) Ein historisches Werk, das seinesgleichen sucht: Nikolaus Wachsmanns lang erwartete, monumentale Geschichte der Konzentrationslager von den improvisierten Anfängen 1933 bis zu ihrer Auflösung 1945. Diese erste umfassende Darstellung vereint auf eindrückliche Weise sowohl die Perspektive der Täter als auch jene der Opfer, sie zeigt die monströse Dynamik der Vernichtungspolitik und verleiht zugleich den Gefangenen und Gequälten eine Stimme. Ein gewaltiges Buch – erschütternd und erhellend zugleich. Für seine Geschichte der Konzentrationslager hat Nikolaus Wachsmann eine enorme Menge an Quellen und Forschungsliteratur ausgewertet, Tagebücher und Briefe der Lagerinsassen, Prozessunterlagen, SS- und Polizeiakten, ein Teil davon erstmals hier verwendet. Auf diese Weise konnte er die Praktiken der Täter, die Einstellungen der Gesellschaft und die Welt der Opfer in einem großen epischen Rahmen zusammenführen, konnte das Leben und Sterben im Lager, die individuellen Schicksale schildern, aber auch die politischen, ökonomischen und militärischen Umstände, die Hintergründe der NS-Vernichtungspolitik. Beides, die Nahaufnahme wie die historische Entwicklung, vereint Wachsmann zu einer eindringlichen Erzählung – ein historisches Werk, das, wie Ian Kershaw schreibt »kaum jemals übertroffen werden wird«.

Freuds Schwester

Author: Goce Smilevski

Publisher: Matthes & Seitz Berlin Verlag

ISBN: 3882210621

Category: Fiction

Page: 328

View: 8974

Sigmund Freuds Leben ist bis in die letzten Winkel ausgeleuchtet. Doch was wissen wir über den Rest seiner Familie? Goce Smilevski schildert in dieser fiktiven Autobiografie den Lebensweg Adolfines, der einzigen unverheirateten und kinderlosen Schwester Freuds, und wirft damit auch ein neues Licht auf das Leben ihres berühmten Bruders. Über Adolfine, die mit ihren Eltern bis zu deren Tod in einer Wohnung lebte, ist wenig bekannt. Als Sigmund 1938 nach London emigrierte, blieb sie mit ihren drei Schwestern zurück in Wien, wurde deportiert und starb 1943 in Theresienstadt. Ausgehend von diesen Lebensdaten entwirft Smilevski in seinem bildermächtigen Roman ein großes Panorama der Zeit um 1900, er imaginiert Begegnungen mit Klara, der Schwester Gustav Klimts, oder Ottla, Kafkas Schwester, und erweckt jene schillernde Epoche zum Leben mit all ihren gesellschaftlichen und geistigen Um- und Aufbrüchen. Freuds Schwester schildert die Hoffnungen und Sehnsüchte einer Zeit des Aufbruchs aus der Perspektive der Frauen, die sich mit ihrem Schicksal als Unterdrückte nicht mehr widerspruchslos zufriedengeben wollen.

Postmodern Fragments: Writings on Work, Technology and Contemporary Living

Author: Christopher Nosnibor

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 0955693918

Category: Fiction

Page: 48

View: 2200

'Postmodern Fragments: Writings on Work, Technology and Contemporary Living' is a collection of essays and short works of fiction, all of which share the common themes of life in the (post)modern society. From the cut-and-paste repetitions of 'The Worker' to the thought-provoking social excavations of 'At Home He's a Tourist: Reconsidering the Postmodern Condition, ' this captures Nosnibor at his best and is an essential read for anyone with an interest in contemporary fiction and culture. Some of the pieces contained herein have surfaced in various locations on the Internet, ranging from Christopher's blogs to underground e-zines: others are available for the first time here.

Listverse.com's Ultimate Book of Bizarre Lists

Fascinating Facts and Shocking Trivia on Movies, Music, Crime, Celebrities, History, and More

Author: Jamie Frater

Publisher: Ulysses Press

ISBN: 1569758859

Category: Reference

Page: 400

View: 8533

FREAKS OF NATURE, ODD CRIMES, SHOCKING DEATHS, DEVASTATING DISASTERS, BLOOD-CURDLING RITES, CRAZY CONSPIRACIES & MUCH, MUCH MORE *Gruesome Torture Devices *Mass Hysteria Outbreaks *Unbelievable Miniatures *Disturbingly Scary Clowns *Outer Space Mysteries *Astonishing Aphrodisiacs *Disgusting Ancient Jobs *Spooky Sports Curses *World-Famous Penises *Mail-Order-Bride Shockers *Brutal Pope Deaths *Outrageous Wedding Locales *Grossest Edible Animals *Appalling Religious Practices

Selection - Die Krone

Author: Kiera Cass

Publisher: S. Fischer Verlag

ISBN: 3733602897

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 352

View: 5210

Die große Liebe, das große Finale - darauf haben alle ›Selection‹-Fans gewartet! Als das Casting begann, war Eadlyn wild entschlossen, sich nicht zu verlieben und keinen der Bewerber an sich heranzulassen. Doch nun muss sie sich eingestehen, dass einige von ihnen doch Eindruck bei ihr hinterlassen haben: Henri, der charmante Lockenkopf, und sein bester Freund Erik. Der aufmerksame und rücksichtsvolle Hale. Der selbstsichere und attraktive Ean. Und natürlich Kile, Eadlyns Lieblingsfeind aus Sandkastenzeiten, der sie zu ihrem Ärger immer wieder aus der Reserve lockt. Sie alle haben es geschafft, einen Platz in Eadlyns Welt zu erobern. Aber wird es auch jemand in das Herz der Prinzessin schaffen? Der 5. Band des internationalen Weltbestsellers - wunderbar romantisch und ein krönender Abschluss!

The New Rules for Blondes

Highlights from a Fair-Haired Life

Author: Selena Coppock

Publisher: Harper Collins

ISBN: 0062131826

Category: Humor

Page: 256

View: 6060

Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun. . . . The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy. In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.

Für eine kurze Zeit waren wir glücklich


Author: William Kent Krueger

Publisher: Piper ebooks

ISBN: 3492993346

Category: Fiction

Page: 416

View: 4513

Von der Freude und Traurigkeit des Erwachsenwerdens, vom Ende der Unschuld und von der Kraft der Anteilnahme– ein leuchtender Roman! Im Sommer des Jahres 1961 kommt der Tod in vielen Formen nach New Bremen. Als Unfall. Als Selbstmord. Und als Mord. Zusammen mit seinem kleinen Bruder Jake scheint der dreizehnjährige Frank immer am falschen Ort zu sein – oder am richtigen, schließlich liefert eine Leiche auch Stoff für gute Geschichten. Bis das Sterben auch Franks Familie heimsucht. Plötzlich tut sich vor den Brüdern die ganze Welt der Erwachsenen auf, und der Tod fordert von allen eine Entscheidung: für die Familie, die Freunde und das Leben.



Author: Denis Johnson

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9783499233869


Page: 254

View: 8532

Double Down

Author: John Heilemann,Mark Halperin

Publisher: Random House

ISBN: 0753550520

Category: Political Science

Page: 528

View: 4743

‘What am I supposed to do when he starts spewing his bullshit?’ Barack Obama preparing for his first debate with Mitt Romney In their runaway bestseller Game Change / Race of a Lifetime, Mark Halperin and John Heilemann captured the full drama of Barack Obama’s improbable, dazzling victory over the Clintons, John McCain and Sarah Palin. With the same masterly reporting, unparalleled access, and narrative skill, Double Down picks up the story in the Oval Office, where the president is beset by crises both inherited and unforeseen – facing defiance from his political foes, disenchantment from voters, disdain from the nation’s powerful finance figures and dysfunction within the West Wing. As 2012 looms, leaders of the Republican Party, salivating over Obama’s political fragility, see a chance to wrestle back control of the White House – and the country. So how did the Republicans screw it up? How did Obama survive the onslaught and defy the predictions of a one-term presidency? Double Down follows the gaudy carnival of Republican contenders – ambitious and flawed, famous and infamous, charismatic and cartoonish – as Mitt Romney, the straitlaced, can-do, gaffe-prone multimillionaire from Massachusetts, scraped and scratched his way to the nomination, while Obama is seen storming out of a White House meeting with his high command after accusing them of betrayal, and gradually transforming a tense détente with Bill Clinton into political gold. Double Down takes you into back rooms and closed-door meetings, laying bare the secret history of the 2012 campaign in a panoramic account of an election that was as hard fought as it was lastingly consequential.


Author: Dylan Horrocks

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9783943143331


Page: 246

View: 4780

Travel & Leisure

Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A


Category: Travel

Page: N.A

View: 4324

Drink, Play, [email protected]#k

One Man's Search for Anything Across Ireland, Las Vegas, and Thailand

Author: Andrew Gottlieb

Publisher: Open Road + Grove/Atlantic

ISBN: 9781555849115

Category: Humor

Page: 240

View: 7436

One man’s spiritual journey to rediscover how much he hates spiritual journeys. “A dizzyingly fun parody” (Publishers Weekly). In Drink, Play, [email protected]#k, Bob Sullivan, a jilted husband, sets off to explore the world, experience a meaningful connection with the divine, and rediscover his passion. His travels lead him from his home in New York City to a drinking bender across Ireland, through the glitz and glamour that is Las Vegas, and to the hedonistic pleasure palaces of Thailand. After a lifetime of playing it safe, Mr. Sullivan finally follows his heart and lives out everyone’s deepest fantasies. For who among us hasn’t dreamed of standing stark naked, head upturned, and mouth agape beneath a cascading torrent of Guinness Stout? What could be more exhilarating than losing every penny you have because Charlie Weis went for a meaningless last-second field goal? And what sensate creature could ever doubt that the greatest pleasure known to man can be found in a leaky bamboo shack filled with glassy-eyed, bruised Asian hookers? Bob Sullivan has a lot to teach us about life. Let’s just pray we have the wisdom to put aside our preconceptions and listen. Because what Bob Sullivan finds isn’t at all what he expected. “Two years after invading every bookshelf across the world, something positive has come out of Elizabeth Gilbert’s mind-numbingly self-absorbed memoir: Andrew Gottlieb’s fictional response.” —Monica Weymouth, Metro



Author: Steven Konkoly

Publisher: Luzifer-Verlag

ISBN: 3958352472

Category: Fiction

Page: 480

View: 8027

Black Flagged Alpha ist der Auftakt einer kompromisslosen, hochexplosiven Action-Reihe im Stil der Fernsehserie 24, die in den USA bereits über eine halbe Million Leser begeisterte. "Ein extremer Adrenalinrausch." [Amazon.com] Inhalt: Daniel Petrovich ist Agent des BLACK FLAG-Programms, und vielleicht der gefährlichste Mann, den das Geheimprojekt des Verteidigungsministeriums hervorgebracht hat. Sein Job bringt es mit sich, dass er Geheimnisse kennt, die in den Tiefen des Pentagon verborgen liegen, und von denen kaum jemand etwas weiß. Dann wird Petrivich erpresst – eine letzte Mission, ein letzter Auftrag. Doch was ein Routine-Auftrag sein soll, lässt sein mühsam aufgebautes "normales" Leben in wenigen Augenblicken wie ein Kartenhaus zusammenfallen. Nun wird er gnadenlos gejagt. Einzig seine Fähigkeiten können ihn jetzt noch retten. Die dunkle Seite seines Lebens. Eine Seite, in der es keine Grenzen gibt – und keine Loyalitäten. Der Wettlauf gegen die Uhr beginnt ...