Dad Jokes

A Book of Terrible Jokes and Bad Puns!

Author: Dean Parker

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781537105222

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Page: 112

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Do you enjoy awful puns, silly wordplay and just generally 'bad' jokes? Do you like the idea of tormenting your friends and family with groan-inducing jokes that will make them shake their heads while trying to hide their laughter? Then this book is perfect for you! This family-friendly book contains 200 jokes that are sure to provide begrudging laughter for everybody in the vicinity! What's the difference between a badly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire! What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! Find more inside!

More Dad Jokes

Even More Terrible Jokes and Bad Puns!

Author: Dean Parker

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN: 9781537483115

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Page: 112

View: 1662

Do you want to enjoy (or loathe!) some more awful puns, silly wordplay and just generally 'bad' jokes? Did you enjoy tormenting and amusing your family and friends with the content of "Dad Jokes", but need some new material? Then this book is perfect for you! This second instalment of the family-friendly "Dad Jokes" book contains another 200 jokes that are sure to provide begrudging laughter for everybody in the vicinity! Why did the grape cross the road? No raisin! Why are frogs so interesting to talk to? Their conversation is ribbiting! Find more inside!

Das kleine weiße Pferd

Author: Elizabeth Goudge

Publisher: Verlag Freies Geistesleben

ISBN: 3772541771

Category: Juvenile Fiction

Page: 312

View: 9202

600 Jahre alt ist das Schloss Moonacre, Stammsitz der Familie Merryweather, wohin die junge Maria mit ihrer Erzieherin Miss Heliotrope nach dem Tod ihrer Eltern übersiedelt. Als sich die Kutsche dem Haus nähert, meint Maria, in dem von Mondlicht überfluteten Park ein kleines weißes Pferd zu sehen. Und das ist nur der Anfang einer Reihe von merkwürdigen Erscheinungen, die sie im Schloss erwarten und die offenbar alle etwas mit ihr selbst zu tun haben. Mutig wagt sich Maria daran, die Familiengeheimnisse aufzuklären.

Dad Jokes

More Than 1000 Terribly Amusing Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!

Author: Harold Foster

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 9781797773148

Category: Humor

Page: 262

View: 2106

Caution! Cheesy jokes are coming! Cue your best eye roll, tired scoffs, and little chuckles as we unleash a serious amount of dad jokes on you. Dad jokes are a nod to the nostalgic. You may have fond memories of your own dad telling you a cheesy joke during road trips or whenever you pass a certain landmark. Every. Time. When you were young, you may have laughed so hard you had to change your pants, but as you grew, you got too "mature" for such childish games. But now, when you are facing the stress of life, and things have gotten harder, you are ready to return to a simpler kind of humor. One that reeks of your childhood and simpler times. Or maybe you are one of the lucky ones that have never lost the innocent joy of childhood, and a well-timed silly joke has always continued to inspire a simple smile or a belly full of laughs. You escaped the trap of "growing up" and growing out of the beauty of a good dad joke. No matter who you are or where you are from, dad jokes are an innocent (sometimes) joke delivered in just the right way, and at just the wrong-ish time, so that everyone around you either rolls their eyes and sighs, or giggles with delight. And chances are, if you delivered it well, even those rolling their eyes at you are secretly rolling with laughter on the inside. Dad jokes are just that good. So if you are ready to dive into the wonderful world of gross bathroom humor, lame jokes, and ridiculous play on words, you are ready to break open 2,000 Dad Jokes. When you first begin this mini-novel of humor and delight, you will notice the beginning offers you several suggestions on how to deliver a successful dad joke. Do not stress about memorizing all of the beauties written out here for you. Instead, gather the group of the ones that get you laughing, practice the tips on delivery, and then watch people roll their eyes in delight and disdain at you! Some of the delights you can expect to experience in the following pages include: A little background on where dad jokes came from. Clarification on what makes a dad joke and how it is delivered. Tips on how to authentically deliver a dad joke to an admiring crowd (or at least a captivated audience that has no choice but to listen to your silly pun.) Over 250 funny puns and plays on words! Over 330 Questions with the perfect dad approved answers that are sure to garner a few smiles and a lot of sad sighs. An entire anthology on humor inspired by your bathroom habits. Poop, pee, and farts are all fair game! Over 320 jokes sure to get laugh or two. Over 120 silly stories that you can just picture your dad or grandpa telling at the dinner table, while your teenagers roll their eyes in discomfort, your little ones laugh hysterically, and the grown up's chuckle after a long scoff. And much, much more! Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Add to Cart" button!

The Funny Book

Good Jokes and Puns

Author: Kendric C. Smith

Publisher: BookBaby

ISBN: 1543938620

Category: Humor

Page: 198

View: 9203

Good jokes and puns A Baptist minister and a Unitarian minister were flying to a multi-faith convention. The Unitarian was very nervous and confided to the Baptist that this was the first time he had ever flown and was very scared. The Baptist said that there was nothing to it — "Just sit next to me and I will help you." The Baptist showed him how to put on his seat belt and adjust the air vents. Once in the air, a very pretty flight attendant came by with a tray of drinks. "Cocktails?" she asked. The Unitarian lifted one off the tray and said, "Thank you." The Baptist had just delivered a fiery sermon on the evils of alcohol that morning. He looked at the flight attendant and said, "Young lady, I would rather commit fornication than touch alcohol to my lips." Shocked, the Unitarian placed his drink back on the tray and said, "I believe I would too, I didn't know we had that choice."

Mendemic

Inside the Man Cave

Author: Cindy Rochstein

Publisher: BookBaby

ISBN: 0992323371

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 206

View: 6797

Over forty men tell their stories. Reaching deep into the ‘man cave’ we find a combination of humorous, abrasive, personal, intimate and confronting stories that these men have shared. They are “dying to be heard”...literally. There are men in this world hurting, some are anxious, depressed and some, even suiciding. Many of these topics are still considered too taboo to openly discuss, yet in the meantime men continue to suffer in silence. Let their voices reach you, their stories be told, and let them no longer be dying to be heard With my previous book “Women and their stories”, true stories about women of all ages and races, written in their own words and released on International Women’s Day this year, my latest book entitled “MENDEMIC”, is a compilation of short stories about true life events of 40 real gutsy and brave boys and men. It’s all about giving men a voice, showing that it’s OK to “OPEN UP', not 'SHUT UP', what it’s like in the “Man Cave” and is also about promoting men’s health. Likewise, this time around, it’s being released to coincide with a date especially dedicated to men – Movember and International Men's Day. Cindy is a freelance author, blogger from Melbourne, Australia. Self-published, she is launching her latest book at Without Pier Galleries on Friday 15th November (7:30-10:30). A charity auction will also be held, with proceeds going to the Movember Foundation and Kane’s Crusade (a local charity group which raises awareness of suicide in young men).

3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles

Author: Charles Foxgrover,Anne Kostick,Michael J. Pellowski

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1603762078

Category: Humor

Page: 544

View: 4816

National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.

Dad Jokes

Good, Clean Fun for All Ages!

Author: Jimmy Niro

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN: 1492679216

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 2783

The perfect gift for Father's Day! "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke—humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

Enjoyment of Laughter

Author: Max Eastman

Publisher: Routledge

ISBN: 1351311700

Category: Humor

Page: 405

View: 3111

Humor at its best is a somewhat fluid and transitory element, but most books about it are illustrated with hardened old jokes from the comic papers, or classic witticisms jerked out of their context. Max Eastman, in this work, avoids this catastrophe by quoting mainly from contemporary American humor. This is not an anthology in that selections have been made with a view to making a point rather than covering the field. The purpose of Eastman's fabled work is to make the reader laugh. Since his early school days, it has seemed to him that textbooks are wrongly written in that they are conducted in a way which ignores the natural operation of the mind. As a result, the opinion is universal, and under the circumstances a fact, that in order to learn anything you have to study. Since this introduction to humor is itself near to writing a textbook, Eastman uses the very text he constructs to illustrate the manner in which textbooks should be written. Examination and classification of the kinds of humorous experience upon the basis of a theory is a science. As such, this work offers a fair chance to illustrate a method of instruction. However, the distinction between a good joke and a bad one will not prevent the reader from making bad jokes nor enable one to make good ones. There is an artistic and playful element that simply cannot be taught. Enjoyment of Laughter presents a total view of the science of laughter and draws upon some of the great American humorists to do so.

Kommt ein Pferd in die Bar

Roman

Author: David Grossman

Publisher: Carl Hanser Verlag GmbH Co KG

ISBN: 3446251898

Category: Fiction

Page: 256

View: 3746

Für eine gute Pointe gab Dovele schon immer alles. Als Kind lief er oft auf den Händen. Er tat das, um seine Mutter zum Lachen zu bringen und damit ihm keiner ins Gesicht schlug. Heute steht er ein letztes Mal in einer Kleinstadt in Israel auf der Bühne. Er hat seinen Jugendfreund, einen pensionierten Richter, eingeladen. Im Laufe des Abends erzählt der Comedian zwischen vielen Witzen eine tragische Geschichte aus seiner Jugend. Es geht um Freundschaft und Familie, Liebe, Verrat und eine sehr persönliche Abrechnung auf dem Weg zu einer Beerdigung. Dem Kleinstadtpublikum ist das Lachen vergangen. Den Leser hält David Grossman mit diesem grandiosen Roman bis zur letzten Zeile gefangen.

The Athenæum

A Journal of Literature, Science, the Fine Arts, Music, and the Drama

Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: N.A

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Page: N.A

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The Athenaeum

Journal of Literature, Science and the Fine Arts

Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: N.A

Category:

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Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!

Author: Adam Mansbach

Publisher: Dumont Buchverlag

ISBN: 3832185895

Category: Humor

Page: 32

View: 6210

Wer Kinder hat, weiß, dass Kuscheltiere und eine Gute-Nacht-Geschichte nicht immer helfen. Allzu oft bleibt ›Schlaf, Kindchen, schlaf‹ ein frommer Wunsch. Dann hockt man auf der Bettkante und könnte – bei aller Liebe – heulen vor Wut. ›Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!‹ zeigt die ungeschminkte Wahrheit und ist dabei so komisch, dass man sich die Verzweiflung von der Seele lacht. »Muss noch immer lachen und weinen – ein scheißgutes Buch.« Julia Franck

Knock Knock Jokes Hilarious Jokes for Kids

Author: Harold Foster

Publisher: Independently Published

ISBN: 9781797768458

Category: Humor

Page: 330

View: 1111

If you want to have a good time no matter your age, then keep reading. ☆★☆ Buy A Paperback Version & Get Kindle Version Free. ☆★☆ A smile can make you feel good, but laughter takes that feeling deep down inside impacting both your emotional and physical health. Kids can benefit from a boost of laughter too. Funny kids (and adults) love funny jokes, and this collection of funny knock knock jokes promises fun and a lot of giggles and laughter for the whole family. What makes this book different? Here are some of the chapters included in the book. Food Knock Knock Jokes Money Knock Knock Jokes Names Knock Knock Jokes Animals Knock Knock Jokes Kids are natural comedians so why not encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved jokes that require little to no explanation from parents. Just don't be surprised when the comedy sketch goes beyond today! Furthermore, because this book is enrolled in Kindle Matchbook Program, the kindle edition of this book will be available to you for free when you purchase the paperback version from Amazon.com. Also, I added a couple of Bonus Chapters of my books "Dad Jokes: More Than 1000 Terribly Amusing Puns That Will Make You Laugh" and "Riddles, Brain Teasers, and Trick Questions for Kids: A Fun Book of Questions for You and Your Friends!" I hope you enjoy them! Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Dad Jokes

The Ultimate Collection for the Family Comedian

Author: Jim Chumley

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD

ISBN: 1786855704

Category: Humor

Page: 160

View: 7043

Child: Dad, I’m hungryDad: Hello hungry, I’m Dad!Celebrate the sense of humour that’s so bad it’s great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all – it’s sure to make you laugh and cry.