The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

Author: Jordan Reid,Erin Williams

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0735213682

Category:

Page: 176

View: 6191

"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

Author: Jordan Reid,Erin Williams

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 1409173917

Category: Humor

Page: 176

View: 4760

THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MUMS-TO-BE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Part diary, part colouring book, and part brutally honest (and hysterically funny) collection of advice, this is for the new mother who wants to chill out, laugh her face off, and realise with every page that she is not alone. Two stars of the lifestyle and parenting blogosphere invoke the mindless fun and nostalgic appeal of an old-school activity book in this irreverent, laugh-out-loud twist on the traditional baby journal, with illustrated activities, lists, essays, and musings on what pregnancy is really like. - Wordsearches: Nope, Sorry (All the Stuff You're Not Allowed to Have Anymore); Bad Baby Names - Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up - Lists: How to Baby Shop Without Crying - Advice: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mum Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don t Have to Listen - Quizzes: Stop: Labour Time!

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

Author: Jordan Reid,Erin Williams

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 0735213690

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 176

View: 9974

"Funny as hell.”—Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you’re not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don’t Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment.”—Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester

Ramshackle Glam

The New Mom's Haphazard Guide to (Almost) Having It All

Author: Jordan Reid

Publisher: Running Press Adult

ISBN: 0762453044

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 192

View: 1531

Drawn from her blog of the same name, this entertaining guide, which is part memoir, part-commiseration, and part how-to, shows new moms how to care for themselves post-partum to feel a little more like their glam former selves, while still being the best mommy they can be. Original.

I'm So Pregnant

An Illustrated Look at the Ups and Downs (and Everything in Between) of Pregnancy

Author: Line Severinsen

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1507201869

Category: Humor

Page: 128

View: 7666

The Girlfriends’ Guide to Pregnancy meets Lobster Is the Best Medicine in this collection of funny illustrations that perfectly depicts the awkward and uncomfortable realities of pregnancy—because creating a tiny human isn’t just sunshine and smiles. Being “a little bit pregnant” may not be a thing. But being “so pregnant”? It’s so possible. In this hilarious book, mom and illustrator Line Severinsen delivers the often ignored, but always honest truth about those magical—and sometimes messy—nine months of pregnancy. From morning sickness that lasts all day to weird dreams that last all night and heartburn that just won’t quit, I’m So Pregnant perfectly captures what it is really like being pregnant. Unlike strangers touching your belly, these playful and adorable cartoons will touch your heart and give a whole new meaning to “belly laugh.”

Say No to Placenta Pics

And Other Hilarious, Unsolicited Advice for Pregnant Women

Author: Jillian M. Parsons

Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

ISBN: 1510733736

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 252

View: 6542

Two Best Friends Make It through a Pregnancy, with All its Gut-Busting Hilarity and Gross Bits Maternity isn’t all sunshine and rainbows and natural glows. It’s also elastic waistbands, hot flashes, and throbbing breasts! When Jillian Parsons’s best friend forever, Allison Baerken, finds herself knocked up, both women are thrown into a nine-month roller coaster ride of emotions—even though only one of them is pregnant. Say No to Placenta Pics is the ultimate BFF’s uncensored, tell-all guide to the down and dirty of pregnancy for all badass moms-to-be (and their nonpregnant friends watching from the side lines) who desperately need a joke over the next nine months. Together, Allison and Jillian ride the learning curves from first trimester to after birth, rejecting standard pregnancy fluff in self-help books , exploring the issues about mother-to-be-hood no one else seems to have the guts to: The anti-sex appeal of maternity negligées Surviving the high school experience of online mommy groups Resisting the urge to overshare on Facebook Executing the right angles on a maternity photo shoot Listening to yet another birth story from a stranger Witty, tongue-in-cheek, and fearlessly relatable, Say No to Placenta Pics is the realest girl talk between two women who deliver a satirical breakdown of modern-day maternity and what it means to be, and not to be, a Mom

Carrying On

Style, Beauty, DŽcor (and More) for the Nervous New Mom

Author: Jordan Reid

Publisher: Running Press

ISBN: 0762456124

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 224

View: 6088

“When you find out that you’re pregnant, you might be nervous. I certainly was, mostly because I didn’t know anything, and I wanted to know it all. Right now.” In Carrying On, lifestyle blogger Jordan Reid weaves real-world fashion, beauty, home décor, and entertaining advice into a candid account of what pregnancy (and new parenthood) is really like. Fearlessly taking on topics that every mom-to-be wrestles with, including judgment from peers (and total strangers), relationship upheavals, intimacy issues, and the greatest worry of all—can you ever truly be “ready” for a change as big as a baby?—Carrying On is a must-read for any woman looking for a humorous (and sometimes heartbreaking) account of what life is like when you’re waiting for your new one to start.

The Very Hungry Pregnant Lady

Author: Emilie Sandoz-Voyer

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

ISBN: 1449484514

Category: Humor

Page: 28

View: 1752

A lighthearted parody of Eric Carle's much-loved classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar, The Very Hungry Pregnant Lady tackles the mysteries faced by pregnant women everywhere—namely, how can I have so little space for my stomach and yet be hungry all the time? And is it better to try unsuccessfully to sleep, or just give in and have another snack? Pairing playful text with bright, colorful images, The Very Hungry Pregnant Lady is both a send-up and a celebration of this strange, ridiculous, and exciting time in the lives of all mothers-to-be.

PreggatinisTM

Mixology for the Mom-to-Be

Author: Natalie Bovis

Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield

ISBN: 9781599217307

Category: Cooking

Page: 160

View: 3640

Things move quickly in the cocktail fast lane—but slow to a crawl when pregnancy kicks in. Right? Wrong! Even when sporting a “baby bump,” modern moms can stay in the social swing of things with Preggatinis, featuring lip-smacking, liquorless libations designed by master mixologist Natalie Bovis-Nelsen, aka “The Liquid Muse.” Within these pages are 75 original Preggatini recipes highlighting fresh juices, herbs, and garnishes as well as ideas for Preggatini Parties—a modern spin on the humdrum baby shower. Organized by pregnancy stages and symptoms, this lavishly illustrated, pocket-sized, virtually intoxicating guide also offers quotes from famous moms and sidebars about pregnancy and health and such options as “De-virginize for Dad”—making these drinks applicable to all. Includes a recipe exclusively provided by Celebrity Chef Michel Richard, recipient of the 2007 Outstanding Chef James Beard award, author of Happy in the Kitchen, and owner of the legendary Citronelle restaurant in Washington, DC.

Adult Coloring Books

Relaxing Coloring Book For Pregnant Women - Inner Soul Journey

Author: Shira Kidron

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9789659253135

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 142

View: 8556

pregnancy coloring book: This calming, charming adult coloring book is for pregnant women who want and need to sit back, relax, take a deep breath, and let their creativity show from their inner soul.

Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips

Author: David Sopp,Kelly Sopp

Publisher: Running Press

ISBN: 9780762428434

Category: Humor

Page: 32

View: 2043

Expectant parents are often overwhelmed-and befuddled-when they hear news of baby's impending arrival. Luckily Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips provides hilarious “do's and don'ts” on getting through the next nine months.

Pregnancy Adult Coloring Book

A Relaxing Coloring Book Celebrating Pregnancy and Motherhood

Author: Alisa Calder

Publisher: Creative Coloring Press

ISBN: N.A

Category: Games & Activities

Page: 70

View: 903

Download and print this adult coloring book. Pregnancy coloring book for adults celebrating the joys of pregnancy and motherhood.

Welcome to the Club

100 Parenting Milestones You Never Saw Coming

Author: Raquel D'Apice

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452157626

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 144

View: 5098

From the comedian behind the popular parenting blog The Ugly Volvo comes a refreshing spin on the baby milestone book. Instead of a place to lovingly capture the first time baby sleeps through the night, this book shows what it's like the first time baby rolls off the bed/sofa/changing table, leaving mom or dad in a state of pure terror (it happens). These 100 rarely documented but all-too-realistic milestones—such as "First Time Baby Says a Word You Didn't Want Her to Say"—provide comfort, solidarity, and comic relief for new parents. Laugh-out-loud relatable text and distinctive illustrations of these "bad" parenting moments make this a must-have book for anyone entering the mysterious club of parenthood.

Sleepless Nights and Kisses for Breakfast

Reflections on Fatherhood

Author: Matteo Bussola

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1524705101

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 288

View: 1359

This #1 Italian bestseller, offering a father's observations of the everyday moments that might otherwise go unnoticed, has struck a chord with readers around the globe. Matteo Bussola is a designer and cartoonist who lives in Verona, Italy with his wife Paola; their three young daughters, Virginia, Ginevra, and Melania (ages eight, four, and two); and their two dogs. For two years, he's been writing posts on Facebook capturing the beauty of ordinary moments with his family. Sleepless Nights and Kisses for Breakfast is the memoir that grew out of these writings. Divided into winter, spring, summer, and fall, the book follows the different seasons of parenthood and life. At times moving, and at others humorous, these writings remind people to savor the present and appreciate the simple things in life. As Matteo says, "Virginia, Ginevra, and Melania are the lens through which I observe the world. . . . My daughters remind me that being a father means living in that gray area between responsibility and carelessness, strength and softness." Sleepless Nights and Kisses for Breakfast is an eloquent memoir by a gifted storyteller.

Belly Laughs

Author: Jenny McCarthy

Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing

ISBN: 1742734596

Category: Humor

Page: N.A

View: 1113

The Peaceful Pregnancy Colouring Book

Relaxing and Nurturing Illustrations for Expectant Mothers

Author: Illustrated by: Adelajda Kolodziejska

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: 9781780663890

Category:

Page: 96

View: 1170

Settle into the gorgeous illustrations of this brand-new colouring book from pregnancy and childbirth specialist publishers Pinter & Martin.

The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy

A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond

Author: Dawn Dais

Publisher: Seal Press

ISBN: 1580056342

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 256

View: 1338

The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.) Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.

Dancing with Cats

From the Creators of the International Best Seller Why Cats Paint

Author: Burton Silver,Heather Busch

Publisher: Chronicle Books

ISBN: 1452141142

Category: Nature

Page: 96

View: 4324

Photographs and text celebrate the joyous communication that can exist between humans and their feline companions as they engage in movement and dance together.

Meditations for the Expectant Mother

A Book of Inspiration for the Mother-to-be

Author: Helen G. Brenneman

Publisher: Meditations (Herald)

ISBN: 9780836115673

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 145

View: 2575

Writer and mother Helen Good Brenneman shares 30 devotional meditations that discuss the things a woman thinks about from the time she learns she is expecting until the birth of her child. While the covers have been updated, the interior content purposely retains the original language and beautiful sentiments of the original authors. This series will appeal especially to traditional parents and mothers with a strong faith background who endeavor to raise their families in positive ways. * Daily meditations for 30 days during pregnancy * Great gift idea

The Big Fat Surprise

Why Butter, Meat and Cheese Belong in a Healthy Diet

Author: Nina Teicholz

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1451624433

Category: Health & Fitness

Page: 496

View: 1383

Challenges popular misconceptions about fats and nutrition science, revealing the distorted claims of nutrition studies while arguing that more dietary fat can lead to better health, wellness, and fitness.