Moms Who Drink and Swear

True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

Author: Nicole Knepper

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 110165094X

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 336

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If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.

For the Love of a Goblin Warrior

Author: Shona Husk

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN: 1402262108

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

View: 4021

"Steamy, sensual, and dangerous...Dark and delicious."—Fresh Fiction on The Goblin King In a Faraway Land... There lived a man who was trapped—his only companions a horde of goblins consumed by their lust for gold. He thought he was lost forever, thought that no one would ever remember he'd been noble. A Fearless Warrior. Now he has been thrust into the human world once again, but so much has changed. How can he ever be rid of the darkness after so long in the Shadowlands? It Starts with Dreams of a Castle... And a woman who takes his breath away and makes him forget the pain of his past. He knows he must protecet her at all costs. And perhaps in saving her, he can finally learn to love again. Praise for The Goblin King: "Shona Husk put together an amazing story about loss, love, redemption, and discovery."—Night Owl Reviews Top Pick "A wonderfully dark and sensual fairy tale."—Jessa Slade, author of Seduced by Shadows

Solariad

Author: Surazeus Astarius

Publisher: Lulu.com

ISBN: 1387297333

Category: Poetry

Page: 480

View: 5439

Solariad of Surazeus - Guidance of Solaria presents 114,920 lines of verse in 1,660 poems, lyrics, ballads, sonnets, dramatic monologues, eulogies, hymns, and epigrams written by Surazeus 2006 to 2011.

The Prairie Farmer

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Publisher: N.A

ISBN: N.A

Category: Agriculture

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Prairie Farmer

Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A

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Category: Agriculture

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Harper's Bazaar

Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A

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Category: Celebrities

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Child's Paper

Author: N.A

Publisher: N.A

ISBN: N.A

Category: Children's periodicals

Page: N.A

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Secrets of Forbidden Love

My True Life Story

Author: Cándida R. DeVito

Publisher: Palibrio

ISBN: 1463328044

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 220

View: 8462

A young girl never forgets her first love. But what if this love is forbidden? Despite the age gap, Cndida had a crush on Andrew De Vito since she was eight years old. As time grew, so did her feelings for him. She never thought that one day, he would reciprocate her feelings for him, but he did. There was only one problem. He was already marriedto the church. Cndidas story, Secrets of Forbidden Love, is a beautiful and romantic tale of a forbidden love. It is also a story of love and forgiveness in several dimensions.